Maybe a tattoo of a bag on my head? Nah, cuz then everyone BUT me would be able to see it.
We have this cool invention that I'm sure a LOT of you have... one of those giant tube sock looking things that hold plastic bags. You know what I'm talking about. The long cloth thingy that you push your plastic bags into and they come out the bottom when you give them a yank. Like a little bag dispenser. My mom had one for years, but this one was made (and by made I mean knit) by my mother-in-law. I love it because I use the bags and then reuse them. Currently though, I believe our 'bag sock' has reached maximum capacity and could very well explode into little plastic bits any second. Another good argument for remembering to ask for no bag.I still don't understand why we have to ask for no bag... should be the other way around, right?
How about the instance of this evening where I ran down to 7-11 just to get a quick bottle of wine? By law they are required to put all alcohol in bags in order for you to walk out with it, so how can you swing the 'no bag' thing here? I will try to bring my own bag next time and see what kind of reaction that spawns. I'm pretty sure that isn't standard behavior for 7-11 patrons.
No bag, no bag, no bag... repeat after me... no bag, no bag, no bag...
I even had one clerk recently look at me all pissed off when I remembered to say 'no bag.' It wasn't as if he had even started bagging and then had to unbag, he was just in a pissy mood i guess and my trying-to-keep-it-green attitude rubbed him the wrong way. Tough luck, big guy, keep your bags to yourself! This little green man doesn't need 'em! Now if only I can remember that I don't need 'em...
